Soaphead 

1. A derogatory term used against anyone disliked by you. Not considered very offensive, yet sometimes can be taken somewhat offensive

2. Someone who needs to wash their face: pimple grease, food, dry skin flakes, boogers, eye boogers, etc. have gathered on the surface of the persons skin

3. Someone who you think has no brain and instead has a head full of bubbles

"Grace, sometimes I think you have turned into a complete soaphead..."

"Ew, that Whitney girl needs to wash her face. What a soaphead loser..."

"His name is ZEVIN??? What kind of soaphead would name they're kid something that awful?"

(Not to be confused with soapface, which is someone who cries when they soap in their eyes.)

Soaphead by shutupsoapy161616 April 13, 2010

slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008

slaphead

an absolute baldy!

you are a slaphead, you got no hair mate

slaphead by veganito April 10, 2019

slaphead

A person with a bald head. Usually one that looks as if it's been waxed.

I can see my own reflection on the slaphead's head.

slaphead by Starsky July 30, 2003

saphead 

Stupid, weak-minded person. Just like Star Wars Imperial Storm Troopers.

- Hi, you!
- I don't really think I wanna talk to you right now, saphead, I've got better things to do.
- Oww...

saphead by shogunx0 August 10, 2009

Sophead 

An affectionate name used to define someone who is being silly, in a soppy kind of way.

Young child who is being all coy or shy, about something or meeting someone. Or when being daft about doing something new.

'Oh don't worry about him, he's just being a Sophead'

Not to be used in anything other than an affectionate term.

Sophead by Maxismum May 27, 2009

Slapheading 

Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.

"I dare you to play slapheading."

"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"

"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."

Slapheading by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022