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When you sneeze and pump at the same time.
I was sitting watching TV last night and snumped in front of my granny.
Snumped by Mark McEwan August 1, 2008
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Slumped by Shiiiwhatt December 29, 2018
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To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake
Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"
slumped by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015
The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked
Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns
Slumped by GayCloud June 17, 2018

Slumped off the Loud 

When you are slumped off the loud you are high off of potent marijuana , a common african pot smoking term.
"Mayyn Louds got me slumped" "Yeahhhh im Slumped off the Loud"

Stumped the Hoff 

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.
1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!
Stumped the Hoff by Fanster March 26, 2007
"Damn, I'm slumped after B-ball practice" said Jonathan
Slumped by SlangKING98 April 23, 2015
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