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smufficated 

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.
Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!
smufficated by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

Snufficate 

the act of suffocating someone with a Snuggie
you: ahhhh!!!!!

boyfriend: wat?!?! (lifts Snuggie from ur face)

you: SNUFFICATE!!!!!

boyfrined: it was all part of the plan, my dear...all part of the plan
Snufficate by hawthorne.heights January 24, 2010

Stufficated 

Paralyzed by one's possessions.
She feels stufficated by all the clothes in her closet and can't decide what to wear.
Stufficated by equalady July 5, 2021

Stufficated 

Overwhelmed by possessions
She feels stufficated looking at her closet for which dress to wear.
Stufficated by equalady July 5, 2021

Snuffelcated 

Snuggled or cuddled so hard one sufficates.
Jane: did you hear about bri?
Sarah: no, what happened?
Jane: she was snuffelcated
Sarah: oh no... Well not a bad way to go I guess...
Snuffelcated by Wise-ass Wizard March 19, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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