Snowmosas

Drinks for the wives at the bar after a snowmobile ride.

Hey Zack, let’s load up the broads this weekend and get some snowmosas.

by Tonka wood chuck February 3, 2022

snowmosapian

Snomosapian is the proper name for the snow people.

Did you see that snowmosapian the children were making?

by Spazticclown01 July 30, 2007

snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.

alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.

by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009

Snowmobaking

(v) "Baking" while snowmobiling. Often involves the use of a snowmobile helmet with a visor that can open and close. (adv) To take a huge rip while out smowmobiling, usually off of a blunt or steamroller, then immediately put the visor down so that when you exhale, the smoke is trapped inside for you to shotgun multiple times.

The stoners were bored, so they decided to get on their snowmobiles and go snowmobaking on the trails.

by Paul O'Neill (the politician) April 5, 2010

snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.

"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."

by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005

snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008