a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

snowmosexual by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009

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Snowmobaking

(v) "Baking" while snowmobiling. Often involves the use of a snowmobile helmet with a visor that can open and close. (adv) To take a huge rip while out smowmobiling, usually off of a blunt or steamroller, then immediately put the visor down so that when you exhale, the smoke is trapped inside for you to shotgun multiple times.

The stoners were bored, so they decided to get on their snowmobiles and go snowmobaking on the trails.

Snowmobaking by Paul O'Neill (the politician) April 5, 2010

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snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.

"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."

snowmosexual by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005

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snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

snowmosexual by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008

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