snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.

alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.

by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009

snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.

"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."

by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005

snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008

snowmosexual

Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.

Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra

by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008

Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.

Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"

by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009