One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.
I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.
Snowberries are when white toilet paper balls up and clings to your pubic area (female) or rectal area. "Snowberries" are white while "dingleberries" are brown.
Man 1: Dude, I hooked up with this chick from the bar and got busy with her.
Man 2: Way to go, bro!
Man 1: Yeah dude, but she wasn't clean! When I went down on her she had snowberries on her cooch!
Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so longhoney?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"