Snowker

Someone who doesn't know how to have fun and/or is lame.

I threw a snowball at my friend Joe, and he is such a snowker that he just got mad about it.

by dastreetz March 6, 2016

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

snowver it

when one is very much past the excitement of a big snowfall.

it's been snowing/raining/wintry mix-ing for about 3 days now. i'm snowver it.

by kds818 February 26, 2010

snockerfoon

1.Coming from the German word snocker, meaning full of foon.
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday

Hey man I just snockerfooned the shit out of sambone's piano

by shlemmy von farplestein May 25, 2014

Do the snoaker

Not replaying to messages

1)
- Have she already written back to you?
- No, she does the Snoaker.

2)
-This ugly girl writes to me, she wants to hang out.

-Do the Snoaker bro.

by BonsaiTree386 February 5, 2020

Snowberries

Snowberries are when white toilet paper balls up and clings to your pubic area (female) or rectal area. "Snowberries" are white while "dingleberries" are brown.

Man 1: Dude, I hooked up with this chick from the bar and got busy with her.
Man 2: Way to go, bro!
Man 1: Yeah dude, but she wasn't clean! When I went down on her she had snowberries on her cooch!

by BladeRnnR December 1, 2010

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006