blankford's definitions

pregator

A woman who gets pregnant to trap a man into eighteen years of slavery.

Did you hear about Frank? His girlfriend got knocked up when she thought he was going to leave her. She is such a pregator!

by blankford May 1, 2010

sexercise

To have very energetic sex, causing sore muscles the next day as if you have run a marathon.

Wow, my abs are feeling sore! Must have been all that sexercise last night.

by blankford November 14, 2007

postcoitictal

The extreme fatigue state following sexercise. A combination of postcoital and postictal (the confused, sleepy state following a seizure).

I was so postcoitictal after my date last night. A bomb could've exploded next to me and I wouldn't have known.

by blankford November 14, 2007

Pupdate

Updates about your new future addition to the family. Canine or otherwise.

Hey Matt! Any pupdates? I heard the litter was born and you are taking the plunge and getting a four legged friend.

by blankford April 25, 2015

PTSD

Present Trump Stress Disorder, hopefully soon to become Post Trump Stress Disorder. A condition exacerbated by having to listen to the ridiculous shit emanating from his large blowhole.

All of this campaign political crap has given me a severe case of PTSD. Why can't he just ooze away and leave us alone.

by blankford October 13, 2016

7 eleven marriage

A marriage of convenience.

Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!

by blankford July 9, 2012

keep it Disney

making sure to use clean language, even when tempted to sound like a truck driver

"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.

by blankford February 21, 2011