blankford's definitions

Coldplayed

Being unintentionally outed of doing something completely wrong (like having an affair) in a very public way (like on a Jumbotron) which is then filmed and distributed on social media, resulting in personal and professional disaster.
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »

He thought he could get away with bringing his side piece to see Bad Bunny, but unsurprisingly he got coldplayed. His wife is wicked pissed!

by blankford July 18, 2025

PTSD

Present Trump Stress Disorder, hopefully soon to become Post Trump Stress Disorder. A condition exacerbated by having to listen to the ridiculous shit emanating from his large blowhole.

All of this campaign political crap has given me a severe case of PTSD. Why can't he just ooze away and leave us alone.

by blankford October 13, 2016

Pupdate

Updates about your new future addition to the family. Canine or otherwise.

Hey Matt! Any pupdates? I heard the litter was born and you are taking the plunge and getting a four legged friend.

by blankford April 25, 2015

7 eleven marriage

A marriage of convenience.

Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!

by blankford July 9, 2012

keep it Disney

making sure to use clean language, even when tempted to sound like a truck driver

"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.

by blankford February 22, 2011

snowicidal

Emotional state of many people in the throes of one of the worst winters on record, exacerbated by sitting at home stranded while watching the ceiling crumble from ice dam leaks.

Shoveling out from the latest twenty inch snowstorm while watching her house crumble, Mary felt extremely snowicidal, especially when she discovered that she had been plowed in again.

by blankford February 22, 2011

keep it Disney

making sure to use clean language, even when tempted to sound like a truck driver

"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.

by blankford February 21, 2011