Definitions by blankford
Coldplayed
Being unintentionally outed of doing something completely wrong (like having an affair) in a very public way (like on a Jumbotron) which is then filmed and distributed on social media, resulting in personal and professional disaster.
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »
He thought he could get away with bringing his side piece to see Bad Bunny, but unsurprisingly he got coldplayed. His wife is wicked pissed!
Coldplayed by blankford July 18, 2025
PTSD
Present Trump Stress Disorder, hopefully soon to become Post Trump Stress Disorder. A condition exacerbated by having to listen to the ridiculous shit emanating from his large blowhole.
7 eleven marriage
A marriage of convenience.
Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!
7 eleven marriage by blankford July 9, 2012
keep it Disney
"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.
keep it Disney by blankford February 22, 2011
snowicidal
Emotional state of many people in the throes of one of the worst winters on record, exacerbated by sitting at home stranded while watching the ceiling crumble from ice dam leaks.
Shoveling out from the latest twenty inch snowstorm while watching her house crumble, Mary felt extremely snowicidal, especially when she discovered that she had been plowed in again.
snowicidal by blankford February 22, 2011
keep it Disney
"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.
keep it Disney by blankford February 21, 2011