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by blankford November 14, 2007
Get the sexercise mug.The extreme fatigue state following sexercise. A combination of postcoital and postictal (the confused, sleepy state following a seizure).
I was so postcoitictal after my date last night. A bomb could've exploded next to me and I wouldn't have known.
by blankford November 14, 2007
Get the postcoitictal mug.Hey Matt! Any pupdates? I heard the litter was born and you are taking the plunge and getting a four legged friend.
by blankford April 25, 2015
Get the Pupdate mug."Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.
by blankford February 22, 2011
Get the keep it Disney mug.Did you hear about Frank? His girlfriend got knocked up when she thought he was going to leave her. She is such a pregator!
by blankford May 1, 2010
Get the pregator mug.Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!
by blankford July 9, 2012
Get the 7 eleven marriage mug.Being unintentionally outed of doing something completely wrong (like having an affair) in a very public way (like on a Jumbotron) which is then filmed and distributed on social media, resulting in personal and professional disaster.
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »
Per @imdanielandimawesome, « to be seen with the wrong person, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. »
He thought he could get away with bringing his side piece to see Bad Bunny, but unsurprisingly he got coldplayed. His wife is wicked pissed!
by blankford July 18, 2025
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