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snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.
Related Words
Snogy snog snowy snogging Snoggle Snorgy snogger Snoggy Snoy snogan

snowymiles 

have you seen snowymiles? he is the best minecraft player
Yes I have he shit on me!!

Snogdown 

(Noun) An incredibly full-on snogging session with lots of inappropriate groping. This is something sometimes shown on television, even though they know your kids are probably watching it.
Oh my god, did you see that total snogdown last night between Damien and Tony? It was hot.
Snogdown by FateDefied April 22, 2009

Snowy Hurricane 

Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.

WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.
I just gave Jenny a Snowy Hurricane!
Oh Shit, I just did a Snowy Hurricane all over my wall.
Snowy Hurricane by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010
A term used in reference to Sony Entertainment. It is a play on words, combining the word Soy with the company's name, SONY, poking fun at how their business panders to less avid gamers and "Soyboy". It is often used in Console War discussions to belittle Sony Entertainment fans.

Also see, Snoyboy.
We all know SNOY is the one pushing Jewish agendas onto its games, seething snoyboy.
SNOY by TackyPack January 1, 2019

Snowy Eskimo

Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.
Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!
Snowy Eskimo by CrustyArab2.0 October 12, 2010