Snodpe 

An odd snob

The snodpe would not talk to me

Snodpe by S. C. Opet December 2, 2003

don't Snopes me, bro! 

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

don't Snopes me, bro! by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

Cart snooper 

A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.

The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.

Cart snooper by IrritableLegend June 8, 2015

Snowpee 

Contrary to the popular belief that "snowpee" is a verb used to create yellow snow, it is actually a noun used to replace the word "icicle" because some dude thought it would be a cool idea.

Some dude: I'm spearheading the movement to replace the noun "icicle" with "snowpee." In light of the wide spread use of "conversate" and "funner" this is where I choose to make my stand.

Snowpee by kbubbles November 2, 2011

Southern snowpeeper 

A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!

I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..

Southern snowpeeper by People Watcher January 7, 2010

Snooped 

When you're beyond baked, like the OG Snoop Dogg.

Stoner #1: "Bro I'm Snooped out of my mind right now."
Stoner #2: "Dude, same. Wanna go bag some munchies?"
Stoner #1: "I'll call Mel to go grab us some hot Cheetos."

Snooped by clapqueen420 November 15, 2018

snoopervisor 

A manager who engages in excessive micromanagement.

My snoopervisor watched over my shoulder while I wrote my last report to make sure I didn't mention that we are behind schedule.

snoopervisor by Loadmaster January 14, 2004