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handjob in the form of claping someone's wein
yo anna! i'm feelin' extra freaky tonight, how about a clap job?
by clapqueen420 November 23, 2016

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A common name for any bitchy, crusty, rude, flaky, annoying person you know.
Mel: oh my god Bridget is such a bitch she bailed out on 50 shades and wine night yesterday
Margot: What a SKUNK!
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by clapqueen420 February 12, 2017

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Nickname for THE Donald Trump
Check out the big Oompa Loompa on the inaugural stand!

Oh shit i thought that was the Cheetos mascot...
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by clapqueen420 February 12, 2017

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When you're really feelin' something
Julia: Do me from behind
Danny: Anal?! I could bop to that!
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by clapqueen420 February 12, 2017

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When you're beyond baked, like the OG Snoop Dogg.
Stoner #1: "Bro I'm Snooped out of my mind right now."
Stoner #2: "Dude, same. Wanna go bag some munchies?"
Stoner #1: "I'll call Mel to go grab us some hot Cheetos."
by clapqueen420 November 15, 2018

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