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snizlitch 

Noun:
The female equivalent of a douche-bag; an irritating, haughty flake.
Did you see how the bartender shut down that snizlitch when she tried to get free shots?
That effing snizlitch got a couple free drinks out of me before introducing me to her boyfriend.
Only a snizlitch would wear a mini-skirt, heels, and no coat in 20-below weather, then complain about it.
snizlitch by Poopak February 20, 2010
Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."

Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."

2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."

(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"

3. "It's shizatch time!"

"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
Shizatch by Rhykker April 30, 2008

Spinatch 

a DJ's version of a groupie; a person who seeks sexual and/or musical pleasure (but definitely for sex) ; a tag-a-long human sex-toy for DJs; a booty call w/o having to call, give out your number or any info. Not to be confused with the term Groupie a Spinatch only settles for DJs.

A spinatch (like a Groupie to bands), obsesses over DJs and stalks them, however the status of a DJ's fame does not matter. a Spinatch is also often called Spinatch Dip.

The word spinatch is derived from the words snatch referring to women & spin referring to the DJs spinning talents, combined for the mere amusement and because it rhymes with spinach!
snatch, whore, groupie, skank, slut, booty call, spinatch dip
Spinatch by Valerie G. P. January 12, 2009

Sliznatch 

"I cant believe that chick is wearing a flourescent green g-string under that white see-throgh mini-skirt. What a sliznatch".
Sliznatch by Kwittle October 9, 2008
This KFC chicken wings are the shiznatch!
Shiznatch by fatguy October 1, 2002

pizatch for the snizatch 

Slang term for the birth control patch. Original phrase was "patch for the snatch", which was elaborated on using hip-hop slang to arrive at "pizatch for the snizatch".
"Is she on the pill dude?"
"No, but she's got the pizatch for the snizatch!"