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i want to eat that ho's sniznatch
sniznatch by ziggy smallz April 30, 2003
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snizlitch 

Noun:
The female equivalent of a douche-bag; an irritating, haughty flake.
Did you see how the bartender shut down that snizlitch when she tried to get free shots?
That effing snizlitch got a couple free drinks out of me before introducing me to her boyfriend.
Only a snizlitch would wear a mini-skirt, heels, and no coat in 20-below weather, then complain about it.
snizlitch by Poopak February 20, 2010
Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."

Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."

2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."

(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"

3. "It's shizatch time!"

"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
Shizatch by Rhykker April 30, 2008

Spinatch 

a DJ's version of a groupie; a person who seeks sexual and/or musical pleasure (but definitely for sex) ; a tag-a-long human sex-toy for DJs; a booty call w/o having to call, give out your number or any info. Not to be confused with the term Groupie a Spinatch only settles for DJs.

A spinatch (like a Groupie to bands), obsesses over DJs and stalks them, however the status of a DJ's fame does not matter. a Spinatch is also often called Spinatch Dip.

The word spinatch is derived from the words snatch referring to women & spin referring to the DJs spinning talents, combined for the mere amusement and because it rhymes with spinach!

snatch, whore, groupie, skank, slut, booty call, spinatch dip
Spinatch by Valerie G. P. January 12, 2009

Sliznatch 

"I cant believe that chick is wearing a flourescent green g-string under that white see-throgh mini-skirt. What a sliznatch".
Sliznatch by Kwittle October 9, 2008
This KFC chicken wings are the shiznatch!
Shiznatch by fatguy October 1, 2002

pizatch for the snizatch 

Slang term for the birth control patch. Original phrase was "patch for the snatch", which was elaborated on using hip-hop slang to arrive at "pizatch for the snizatch".
"Is she on the pill dude?"
"No, but she's got the pizatch for the snizatch!"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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