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snuffalump 

Combination of the words snuffaluffagus and heffalump used to describe an individual who lacks common sense, is obese and extremely lazy, slowly moving only when the senses of sight or smell have detected a hint of food.
What is that beast Stefanie doing near a McDonald's drive-thru? Why isn't she in the barn with the rest of the livestock?
That fat-ass snuffalump must be tired of grazing in the pasture with the rest of the herd. Only a grease factory like Micky-D's could have attracted it.
snuffalump by sciflyer.25 September 16, 2010

snuffalupagus 

1) The large wooly mammoth featured on the children's television program, Sesame Street. He could only be seen by Big Bird
2) A person or thing that either exists only in one's mind or others have never met, therefore think only exists in one's mind.
1) Big Bird and Snuffalupagus are best friends.

2) I haven't seen you in so long - everyone was beginning to think you were my Snuffalupagus!
snuffalupagus by Eerbink April 25, 2006

sniffaholic 

A person who is enslaved by their own highly developed sense of smell, often to their own detriment.
He was entirely compulsive about it, a complete and total sniffaholic, a person unable to not smell every single item and surface he came across!
sniffaholic by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Snuffaluffamuff 

Female with a large patch of pubic hair.
"She has a snuffaluffamuff; she needs a trim!"

Sniffleupagus 

Illegitimate love child of Snuffleupagus and an unknown Sesame Street guest star.

Sniffleupagus came forward in early 2005 claiming to be the son of Snuffleupagus. Snuffleupagus quickly denied the allegations that he had fathered a child with a member of the Sesame Street cast. However, DNA testing performed by experts employed by Maury Povich proved that Snuffleupagus was indeed the father of Sniffleupagus.

Sniffleupagus has since been seen frequenting various clubs in and around Las Vegas. He owns several private condos in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The identity of Sniffleupagus’s mother was never revealed.
Sniffleupagus, son of Snuffleupagus.

spiffulous 

A level of "spiffy" one or more tiers above normal spiffiness.
"You look really spiffulous when you're all dressed up like that."
spiffulous by Cracka Pants September 10, 2006