a sexual deviant, with no visible skin and large talons due to the testoseronal hair growth...he will kill you. Often appears as a gigolo by day but as an STD spreading jackal by night. He prefers orgies, so whenever in the case of one-on-one coitus, he will let out a mating call while pleasuring his partner in multiple places, therefor summoning any living creature in an 8 block radius to flock through the door of the room thrusting as they come. Beware sexual victims, Sniffilus will tend to pee on those he choses to have his way with. Cannot even be killed by thy holy hand grenade. But despite all of these cautionary advisories, if you love him, he will love you...and then give you clamidia in your face.

If you do not pray to Sniffilus before you go to bed, he will find a way into your home and rape you, your family, and all your friends and acquaintances that very same night.

Sniffilus by The Nomonian February 5, 2010

Sniffilus

An STD that causes boners when you sneeze

ACCHOOO!!!

Dude, you got sniffilus? Cause your boner's showing

Sniffilus by APgov March 5, 2011

Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

Test Sniffles by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

sniffles

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you

David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."

sniffles by Dabito February 24, 2011

skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!

skiffilufigus by FreshestLette April 30, 2004

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026