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sniffilus

a cold/flu with lots of sniffles given to you by someone you were kissing. The cutest lil tranferred illness!
Aw damn, my boyfriend had a cold and he gave me sniffilus.
by snifflemonster August 25, 2011
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Sniffilus

The contagious disease that occurs when one member of a couple has a cold and passes it onto the other member.
"David I hate you for kissing me! I have exams this week and you gave me sniffilus!!!!
by IkeFall2k9 February 26, 2011
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Sniffilus

a sexual deviant, with no visible skin and large talons due to the testoseronal hair growth...he will kill you. Often appears as a gigolo by day but as an STD spreading jackal by night. He prefers orgies, so whenever in the case of one-on-one coitus, he will let out a mating call while pleasuring his partner in multiple places, therefor summoning any living creature in an 8 block radius to flock through the door of the room thrusting as they come. Beware sexual victims, Sniffilus will tend to pee on those he choses to have his way with. Cannot even be killed by thy holy hand grenade. But despite all of these cautionary advisories, if you love him, he will love you...and then give you clamidia in your face.
If you do not pray to Sniffilus before you go to bed, he will find a way into your home and rape you, your family, and all your friends and acquaintances that very same night.
by The Nomonian February 5, 2010
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Sniffilus

An STD that causes boners when you sneeze
ACCHOOO!!!

Dude, you got sniffilus? Cause your boner's showing
by APgov March 5, 2011
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Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.
I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"
by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010
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sniffles

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you
David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."
by Dabito February 24, 2011
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skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.
She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!
by FreshestLette April 30, 2004
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