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Sneaky Kamikaze 

Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
This morning I woke up to a sneaky Kamikaze!
Sneaky Kamikaze by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Sneaky Kai 

When you jerk off and blow your load of cum on someone's face wile they sleep. This is a good way to get back a your girlfriend for not having sex and falling asleep.
Kai: That Bitch Michelle had an afro muff so I waited tell she fell asleep and pulled a sneaky Kai
Sneaky Kai by PoopMouf January 11, 2008

Sneaky Kutza 

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.
Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.
Sneaky Kutza by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008

sneaky knob 

The act of one committing oral sex stealthily without knowledge or consent of the target. Usually committed by a homosexual male.
"SNEAKY KNOB if I get it in my mouth I get to finish!"
"damn, Ive been sneaky knobbed, get off asshole"
sneaky knob by Darkbob November 5, 2006

Sneaky Kelly

When the woman wipes any leaking fluids (Vaginal secretions or semen) off of her vagina after sex and rubs it on her partner. It could be done as retaliation for a previous act, or just to flat out be a douche bag.
Did you hear? she was pissed about the angry pirate from the other week, so she pulled a sneaky Kelly. Too bad hes planning on giving her one mean chicken cutlet because of it.
Sneaky Kelly by --P. December 26, 2008

SNEAKY KUBAT 

WHEN SOMEONE ENTERS YOUR CUBICAL OR WORKSPACE AND LETS GO WITH AN ASSBOMB.
SOMETIMES THE OFFENDER WILL ACTUALLY PUT THERE ASS WITHIN INCHES OR YOUR FACE.
WARNING! SOMETIMES PROPS ARE USED. DROPPING OF A PEN OR A LIGHTER,
WHILE ON THE PHONE, HE DID A SNEAKY KUBAT AND I THINK SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH.
SNEAKY KUBAT by sally5990 January 20, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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