Snatch Crap 

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

Snatch Crap by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.

Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!

snatchcracker by adviliax July 24, 2009

Snatchcraft 

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.

1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"

Snatchcraft by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006

snatchclap 

The act of swinging out your hand and nearly slapping an Intermissions waitress in the crotch.

Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"

Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."

snatchclap by Buck February 17, 2005

snatchcrab 

A snatchcrab is a parasite that attaches itself to a snatch or "cunt". It is often called a Wade in many lesbian communities

Get away from that snatchcrab breeding ground

snatchcrab by J.AB.W December 25, 2007

Snatchwrap 

When you wrap a snatch. or when you have rough sex its called a snatch-wrap-attack.

mic: Can I take your order?
you: yes can i get a snatchwrap?
mic: Did you mean a snackwrap?
you: no no no can i get a snatchwrap?
mic: excuse me..
you: SNATCHWRAP I WANT A F*$(*#! SNATCHWRAP!!!!
mic: im calling the police.

Snatchwrap by the snatchwrap committee July 6, 2010

snatchcrabby 

If a vagina grow teeth and has crabs, also becomes a crab

Man I was totally about to bang her bit I found out she had a snatchcrabby. I just barely got away.

snatchcrabby by Sunkie April 1, 2020