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snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.
Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!
snatchcracker by adviliax July 24, 2009

Snatchcraft 

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.
1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"
Snatchcraft by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006

snatchclap 

The act of swinging out your hand and nearly slapping an Intermissions waitress in the crotch.
Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"

Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."
snatchclap by Buck February 17, 2005

snatchcrab 

A snatchcrab is a parasite that attaches itself to a snatch or "cunt". It is often called a Wade in many lesbian communities
Get away from that snatchcrab breeding ground
snatchcrab by J.AB.W December 25, 2007

Snatchwrap 

When you wrap a snatch. or when you have rough sex its called a snatch-wrap-attack.
mic: Can I take your order?
you: yes can i get a snatchwrap?
mic: Did you mean a snackwrap?
you: no no no can i get a snatchwrap?
mic: excuse me..
you: SNATCHWRAP I WANT A F*$(*#! SNATCHWRAP!!!!
mic: im calling the police.

snatchcrabby 

If a vagina grow teeth and has crabs, also becomes a crab
Man I was totally about to bang her bit I found out she had a snatchcrabby. I just barely got away.
snatchcrabby by Sunkie April 1, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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