snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.

Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!

by adviliax July 24, 2009

Snatch Cracker

This is referring to either an elderly woman or a younger female who have not had sex in a while, and now have become moody because of this.

Ever since Jennifer broke up with Brad she has been acting like a real Snatch Cracker!

by Mrs. Crass July 10, 2009

snatchtracker

The act of tracking snatches, or one who actively partakes in the following of tracks left from an elusive snatch.

"Hey, where did you find that snatch? I tracked it down"
"are you tracking bears? no i'm a snatchtracker, idiot"
"i found a snatch at www.snatchtracker.com"

by Jon Ostrander March 11, 2008

Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.

Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly

by turd urchin April 8, 2020