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A snatchcrab is a parasite that attaches itself to a snatch or "cunt". It is often called a Wade in many lesbian communities

Get away from that snatchcrab breeding ground

snatchcrab by J.AB.W December 25, 2007

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snatchchat

When one uses the application Snapchat for sex-related purposes.

Yeah, I downloaded the snapchat app so I could snatchchat my boyfriend.

Damn, did you see the snatchchat that zoey sent out? What a hobag.

snatchchat by isanythingnottaken January 10, 2013

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Snatchural

When a chick has a hairy muff, and it's never been shaved, waxed, or altered in any way. Generally seen in 70's porn accompanied by a matching head fro.

"Baby you need to do something about your flange"
"Hell no, it's all snatchural, baby"

Snatchural by kitten placenta February 17, 2006

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snatchurated

When a girl gets so horny and wet that her panties become soaked

My girl was so turned on from watching porn that her panties got completely snatchurated

snatchurated by thejammonster September 8, 2007

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snatchbrain

The female analogue of a dickbrain. In other words, her actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid. This can refer either to the entire female or just her genitals.

Becky won't leave that bartender alone, her snatchbrain is looking for a good time!

snatchbrain by Eurasmus B. Black April 19, 2016

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Snatchural Disaster

Pronunciation Snatch-ural Disaster. Adjective: A description of a woman's vagina after either a traumatic event, or it's hygienic state.

Example 1.) After my wife had those triplets it was a Snatchural Disaster down there!

Example 2.) Girl, I don't know about you but when I get through with my spinning class I gotta call FEMA, cause it's a Snatchural Disaster down there!

Snatchural Disaster by Greendrum September 25, 2013

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snatchchat

when a girl sends a picture on snapchat of their snatch

We've only been dating 3 weeks and she already sent me a snatchchat!

snatchchat by Jayne E. December 13, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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