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Snatchcraft 

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.
1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"
Snatchcraft by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006
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snatchchat 

When one uses the application Snapchat for sex-related purposes.
Yeah, I downloaded the snapchat app so I could snatchchat my boyfriend.

Damn, did you see the snatchchat that zoey sent out? What a hobag.
snatchchat by isanythingnottaken January 10, 2013

snatchurated

When a girl gets so horny and wet that her panties become soaked
My girl was so turned on from watching porn that her panties got completely snatchurated
snatchurated by thejammonster September 8, 2007

snatchchat 

when a girl sends a picture on snapchat of their snatch
We've only been dating 3 weeks and she already sent me a snatchchat!
snatchchat by Jayne E. December 13, 2014

Snitchcraft 

Like witchcraft but worse...... cause it's snitching.
“But cowards, unbelievers, the corrupt, murderers, the immoral, those who practice Snitchcraft, idol worshipers, and all liars–their fate is in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”
Snitchcraft by gnarlydewd March 4, 2021

switchcraft 

The art of word fumble, then recovery.
"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.
switchcraft by Guido1 November 30, 2010

Snatchchat 

When All You Use Snapchat For Is nudes
Yo can i get your snatchchat?,you mean snapchat? so no nudes then?