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Snatch Chap 

Verb
The act of performing oral sex on a female for so long that her vagina lips become chapped.
Todd: Dude, I was down there so long she got totally snatch chapped.
Leroy: Damn, I haven't snatch chapped a trick since like '87.
Chad: I haven't done that since like '69
Bros: BROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Snatch Chap by Mark Ass Trick December 8, 2013
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Poodle Snatch Chapstick 

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.
John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

snatchchat 

When one uses the application Snapchat for sex-related purposes.
Yeah, I downloaded the snapchat app so I could snatchchat my boyfriend.

Damn, did you see the snatchchat that zoey sent out? What a hobag.
snatchchat by isanythingnottaken January 10, 2013

snatchchat 

when a girl sends a picture on snapchat of their snatch
We've only been dating 3 weeks and she already sent me a snatchchat!
snatchchat by Jayne E. December 13, 2014

Snatchchat 

When All You Use Snapchat For Is nudes
Yo can i get your snatchchat?,you mean snapchat? so no nudes then?
Snatchchat by Braden Fredericks June 28, 2017

Snatchchat 

People sending crotch pictures on Snapchat
That girl uses Snapchat as Snatchchat she sends everyone nudes.
Snatchchat by ohheyitsannika August 18, 2014

snatchclap 

The act of swinging out your hand and nearly slapping an Intermissions waitress in the crotch.
Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"

Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."
snatchclap by Buck February 17, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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