Snatch Chap

Verb
The act of performing oral sex on a female for so long that her vagina lips become chapped.

Todd: Dude, I was down there so long she got totally snatch chapped.
Leroy: Damn, I haven't snatch chapped a trick since like '87.
Chad: I haven't done that since like '69
Bros: BROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Mark Ass Trick December 8, 2013

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008

snatchchat

When one uses the application Snapchat for sex-related purposes.

Yeah, I downloaded the snapchat app so I could snatchchat my boyfriend.

Damn, did you see the snatchchat that zoey sent out? What a hobag.

by isanythingnottaken January 10, 2013

snatchchat

when a girl sends a picture on snapchat of their snatch

We've only been dating 3 weeks and she already sent me a snatchchat!

by Jayne E. December 13, 2014

Snatchchat

When All You Use Snapchat For Is nudes

Yo can i get your snatchchat?,you mean snapchat? so no nudes then?

by Braden Fredericks June 28, 2017

Snatchchat

People sending crotch pictures on Snapchat

That girl uses Snapchat as Snatchchat she sends everyone nudes.

by ohheyitsannika August 18, 2014

snatchclap

The act of swinging out your hand and nearly slapping an Intermissions waitress in the crotch.

Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"

Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."

by Buck February 17, 2005