Snarfaling 

The act of scrounging for microscopic crumbs

My cat is "snarfaling" around the kitchen

Snarfaling by Soapenstein April 22, 2018

ball snarffling 

The process through which a funny sound is made when there is suckage of the balls.

Lyndsay has many talents, but her forte is ball snarffling.

ball snarffling by Jon, John, and Judah July 4, 2006

Scarfacing 

To over-power yourself or inflate your own ego as to act crazy or ignorant. Usually the "Scarfacer" either fights someone, engages in doing too much of one drug, or acts a fool in front of the wrong person.

I was scarfacing in front of this chick and got slapped.

I scarfaced this YAYO and ODed.

Scarfacing by Tony Cleaveland October 2, 2007

snorfling 

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

snorfling by hello world champion April 26, 2011

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

Snarfing the pooper 

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

Snarfing the pooper by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

snarling dragon 

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

snarling dragon by nut n butt June 27, 2004