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Snarkling

"Goodbye, snarklings! Don't get into trouble!"
by bawrie January 15, 2010
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Snarkling

A mischievous individual who is most likely snarky and prone to making witty remarks; usually an affectionate term use to refer to friends who are like this.
My snarklings annoy the hell out of me but they're always supporting me in their strange, sarcastic ways.
by Alianora Cain July 21, 2017
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Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.
The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.
by Gasser December 25, 2014
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snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.
When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!
by jak attak November 24, 2007
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snarkling

the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.It is caused by a collapsing windpipe.
When we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling
by Michael Siddle April 25, 2008
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favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020
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Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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