Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

Snarted

A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.

Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.

by UncleBonch December 20, 2008

Snart

When one sneezes and breaks wind at the same time. It is usually a result of the sudden abdominal muscle contractions associated with supporting the diaphragm for the sneeze, thus triggering the fart.

When she snarts, I don't know whether to say "God Bless You" or "Run like hell".

by Dr. Fritz Atomix September 8, 2009

snart

when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which

Patti just snarted!

by kas January 13, 2003

snart

to accidentally rip one when you sneeze

Bless you. Nasty! Did you just snart?

by skukuza June 11, 2007

Snart

When you sneez and accidentally fart as a result.

"AAAAA-CHOOOO-Pvvvvvvvvt-OOOOOO" (example of a Snart)

by Kowdee December 9, 2008