Snard

Stu left a Snard in the toilet
by Nardsurvivor May 01, 2022
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I'm not getting in your car cause there's dog hair all over the seats and snard on the windows.
by MsDrx0n September 30, 2022
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A pretentious, douchey asshole. Usually a cis man. The manbaby kind, bonus points for accuracy to the definition if their sense of humour is borderline or downright over the top offensive.
"Just because ___ is a fucking Snard doesn't mean you have to listen to what they say!"
by tictaczigzag November 07, 2017
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This word has been in wide use around the Chicago area since I was a kid in the 1960s. It is the nasty black conglomerate of snow, ice, soot and car exhaust particles that forms underneath your car or truck after weeks of constant sub-freezing weather.
In Chicago, snard is an ever present visual reminder of how depressing winter can be.

You can near the unmistakable sound from the alley of someone knocking snard from their car.

Snard is the number one reason for rusting undercarriages in UP Michigan.

Snard makes car wash operations rich.

Snard is about the yukkiest stuff ever.

People down here in Maryland have no concept of what snard is. They are lucky.
by Bill Peters August 31, 2006
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Someone who goes around sniffing girls bike seats.
by rachelclayton March 17, 2009
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Brett Lee P, i love you. And you are my snard. : ) hehe
by NJwakefield September 29, 2009
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A person who smells like bacon and only eats papaya.
My best friend is a snard, he eats papaya constantly and always smells like bacon.
by Shoper December 11, 2009
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