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Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey 

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
Shakey Wakey by Grubba December 15, 2008

wake snakes 

To make a lot of noise, cause a ruckus, or have a good time.
Hey Eric we should go out on the town and wake snakes this weekend.
wake snakes by Hephasteous December 9, 2008

Wake Some Snakes 

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma
Wake Some Snakes by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

wake n snake 

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
wake n snake by lucian246 May 20, 2015

wake and snaked 

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake
"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"
wake and snaked by snuffletussul October 20, 2016