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Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey 

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
Shakey Wakey by Grubba December 15, 2008

wake snakes 

To make a lot of noise, cause a ruckus, or have a good time.
Hey Eric we should go out on the town and wake snakes this weekend.
wake snakes by Hephasteous December 9, 2008

Wake Some Snakes 

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma
Wake Some Snakes by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

wake n snake 

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
wake n snake by lucian246 May 20, 2015

wake and snaked 

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake
"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"
wake and snaked by snuffletussul October 20, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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