vastheman's definitions
1. A girl who doesn't shave, wax or otherwise depilate her legs, armpits and/or pubic region. Possible reasons include laziness, sensitive skin, a belief that it's more natural, or a partner who likes it that way.
2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.
2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.
1. Man, I was at the nudist beach and I saw some hippie with full armpit hair and a wild bush. Hairy chicks are such a turnoff!
2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.
2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.
by vastheman January 28, 2010
Get the hairy chickmug. When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.
by vastheman August 18, 2009
Get the snailedmug. A substitute noun when you get a mental block or just plain can't be bothered saying the word you mean. It's a bastardisation of the Greek word pousti (an insulting term for a homosexual man). Unlike the original Greek word, busti carries no homophobic connotations.
by vastheman August 16, 2009
Get the bustimug. 1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009
Get the witch's tittymug. According to legend, Mr T hacked World of Warcraft and added a mohawk class. Maybe Mr T's pretty handy with computers. Did you ever consider that? The night elf mohawk is similar to a warrior, and is known for its hairstyle and ability to pity fools. It is commonly seen riding a frost sabre through the forest.
by vastheman August 8, 2009
Get the night elf mohawkmug. 1. Colloquial English name for Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong - a book of quotations taken from Mao's speeches and publications. It is the most-printed book written in the 20th century, and was required study material for all Chinese residents during the Cultural Revolution.
2. A Chinese boner.
2. A Chinese boner.
1. The English translation of the Little Red Book loses Mao's eloquent use of simile found in the original Chinese.
2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
by vastheman January 9, 2011
Get the Little Red Bookmug. 1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.
by vastheman August 26, 2010
Get the Uncle Moeymug.