witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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fluffywuffiness

a technical term for the effect of appearing greater in size by utilising fur... or something
The hamster looks pretty big relative to the snake, even with the unhingeable jaws... could just be all that fluffywuffiness.
by vastheman October 07, 2012
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penguin lookin motherfucker

1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).

2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.
1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?

2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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pool cleaner

Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.

From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."
Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.
by vastheman January 07, 2008
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Little Red Book

1. Colloquial English name for Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong - a book of quotations taken from Mao's speeches and publications. It is the most-printed book written in the 20th century, and was required study material for all Chinese residents during the Cultural Revolution.

2. A Chinese boner.
1. The English translation of the Little Red Book loses Mao's eloquent use of simile found in the original Chinese.

2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
by vastheman January 09, 2011
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Uncle Moey

1. One's penis
2. Fellatio (oral sex performed on a man)
1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.
by vastheman August 26, 2010
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snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.
by vastheman August 18, 2009
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