snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

by vastheman August 18, 2009

Snailed

When your girl is riding you and you finish inside her, then she proceeds to get up and drag the cum over your stomach up to your chest yelling "I'm a snail"

"Hey bro, my girl snailed me last night!"

by DasVWdaddy April 26, 2017

Snailed

after cumming on a girls facial region proceed to run the head of your penis down her cheek creating a cum trail know as a ''snail trail'

pastense-hey man i totally snailed the shit out of that bicth last night

presentense- dude im totally snailing this chick right now let me call you back......."SNAILLED IT!!!"

futuretense- yo man, you remeber destiny im ganna snail the shit out of her

by malone-CQ June 22, 2011

snailed

Online internet users are tricked into going to a video containing the MapleStory snail. There is also a very loud "snaaaaaaaaaaail" being shouted.

See Rick Roll

Bob: go to this website, it will show u what to do
Joe: wtf bob
Bob: u got snailed lololol

by Snail23 May 26, 2008

Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

by Honeybadger69 January 13, 2014

snailed

a combination of hail and snow. looks like small balls of hail with a snow covering. similar to styrofoam pellets in appearance.

Dude, did you see that lastnight? It looked like hail and snow, i don't know. I think it snailed lastnight.

by kimpossi January 19, 2009

Snailed

When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.

“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”

by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019