(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.
(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014
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