Snacksited

When you are trying to get a snack from the fridge and are so snacksited because you think you have some left but then only thing left is cheese and grape soda.

Yesterday I was so snacksited remembering I had a Mars bar in the fridge until I opened it.

by HugeMegaFaggot January 2, 2020

Snacksident

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

snackitude

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

by heidismiles February 4, 2021

SnackSize Thiccness

A woman's figure which has all the properties of someone classed as thicc but has a much smaller build.

John: "Katie has got lil tits."
chris: "nah she's the perfect SnackSize Thiccness."

by Anonypocs August 20, 2018

Snacksident

A Snackident is when you buy a snack you haven't tried before to only realise it sucks

"Dude, how's the sour straps?"

"It was such a fucking snacksident"

by dankeexxx February 26, 2010

snackstized

Being chastised for snacking

I got caught eating peanuts in the library and got snackstized by the librarian

by Wordzg June 8, 2016

snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

by JackSweet June 15, 2011