Snacksism 

The prejudicial decision not to let your snacks mix. While a person may like both snacks they don't mix in the same bag.

Snacksism: If a person does not like two different snack foods to mix they are a snacksist. NOTE chez mix does not apply as the snacks within it make up their own unique snack.

Snacksism by ......, September 13, 2014

Snacksident 

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

Snacksident by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

Snakeism 

The religious belief that the ideologies in metal gear solid can lead to guidance in life. The belief that solid snake and big boss are good role models.

Person :What is your belief?
Person 2: snakeism, kept you waiting huh?

Snakeism by Sharingan master 77 March 11, 2019

Snackism

-n

1. The theory or religious standing (in some countries there are extremist cults whom teach this doctrine) which states that all problems in life may be solved with the consumption of snacks.

2. The process or state of snacking or of partaking in the consumption of snacks. Most commonly, an obsession thereof.

3. It is important to note that the movement first gained most of its momentum when the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.) created its most famous brand of tortilla chips, Dorito's in 1964.

See also -ity, -ation

"Religious preference?", asked the Corrections Officer.

"Snackism", replied the rather stout inmate who had a large smile on his face. The Officer looked up and could tell immediately this inmate was going to be transferred to another facility, one which would be more "Snackist" friendly. The inmates there would be allowed to consume as many individually wrapped, cream filled, and sugar coated sweets they pleased.

"We've got another one!" The Officer said angrily to another Officer as they loaded up a bus of other fellow "Snackists" to be transported to the other facility.

Snackism by Ohjollyme January 18, 2011

snackish

adj; To be in a state of light hunger, or desirous of munchies

Dude, I'm snackish, I could go for some pop-tarts right now.

snackish by Chipple May 26, 2006

slackism 

1). the belief that slacking is the only way to go

Daryle: "so you religious?"
Ken: "yup, i'm a slackist"
Darlye: "huh?"
Ken: i believe in slackism."
Daryle: " oh, one of them kind, i want to be a slackist."

slackism by J Do March 29, 2008

Snackish

very good looking, someone you would "eat" . Basically just a sexual reference

"See that girl over there? She looks snackish, id be all over her cheeks"

Snackish by Right Stick May 7, 2017