Snacksimum

A mathematically unobtainable asymptotic value equaling the maximum amount of snacks devourable in a particular point in time. If quantity of snacks are plotted on the Y snaxsis and time is plotted on the X snaxsis as more snacks are consumed the plotted values approach infinitely closer to the snacksimum but never meet nor cross the snacksimum which is an asymptote and infinite value. Hence you can never eat too many snacks nor can you have enough snacks.

Guy 1 "Dude with all this mexican food I am approaching the snacksimum"

Guy 2: "it's mathematically impossible, eat this gordita you weak ass bitch"

Guy 1: " you are right give me three"

Snacksimum by Trainofpainx1000 July 4, 2021

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Snacksism

The prejudicial decision not to let your snacks mix. While a person may like both snacks they don't mix in the same bag.

Snacksism: If a person does not like two different snack foods to mix they are a snacksist. NOTE chez mix does not apply as the snacks within it make up their own unique snack.

Snacksism by ......, September 13, 2014

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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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kenlet

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Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

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abandonware

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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