Snacksimum 

A mathematically unobtainable asymptotic value equaling the maximum amount of snacks devourable in a particular point in time. If quantity of snacks are plotted on the Y snaxsis and time is plotted on the X snaxsis as more snacks are consumed the plotted values approach infinitely closer to the snacksimum but never meet nor cross the snacksimum which is an asymptote and infinite value. Hence you can never eat too many snacks nor can you have enough snacks.

Guy 1 "Dude with all this mexican food I am approaching the snacksimum"

Guy 2: "it's mathematically impossible, eat this gordita you weak ass bitch"

Guy 1: " you are right give me three"

Snacksimum by Trainofpainx1000 July 4, 2021

Snacksism 

The prejudicial decision not to let your snacks mix. While a person may like both snacks they don't mix in the same bag.

Snacksism: If a person does not like two different snack foods to mix they are a snacksist. NOTE chez mix does not apply as the snacks within it make up their own unique snack.

Snacksism by ......, September 13, 2014