Snackapotamus

Snackalicious, umm, can you break a dollar?

my friend Maddie is a complete

Snackapotamus and can usually be found in the breakroom mid-quarter in the vending machine.

Snackapotamus by CAGpotomous February 11, 2020

Skankapotamus 

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

shankapotamus 

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

shankapotamus by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

skankapotamus 

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers

my ex is such a skankapotamus

skankapotamus by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex 

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex by Tomster595 March 27, 2009

Suckapotamus 

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.

The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.

Suckapotamus by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010

shankapotamus 

Semi-aquatic amateur athlete found on golf courses, especially in ponds and sand traps. Large clumsy limbs, gaping mouth, and poor golfing skills are identifying traits. Also known for welching on skins games.

In the dry season, the shankapotamus can be found searching in waterholes of Hilton Head.

shankapotamus by Prunar October 16, 2009