Snakopotamus
Snakopotamus by Travis Foshe July 22, 2007
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snakeopotamus
The most deceitful creature ever to trod this earth. They live solely to screw with people. Incredibly good as disguising themselves, snakeopotamusses blend into whatever environment they happen to be in and are difficult to spot. In their true form all snakeopotamusses are some combination of snake and hippo parts. One could be all hippo except for a little rattle on the end of his tail and another could be all snake except for an oversized hippo head. Any combination counts and no snakeopotamus has the same combination.
snakeopotamus by Dingleberry1901 October 2, 2009
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shankopotamus
A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).
shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009
skankopotamus
Large-sized, unattractive woman who wears elaborate make-up and dress like they're all that and a bag of chips.
Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.
Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.
Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.
Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.
skankopotamus by Stormcastle June 21, 2011
Skankopotamus
That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.
Skankopotamus by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016
shankopotamus
When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.
It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.
shankopotamus by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022
stankopotamus
A female with an exceptionally, extremely stinky vagina. These girls are apparently unaware of their stench, or think it is normal and refuse to clean their snatch.
I used to think that Ashley slut was hot until i found out she's a stankopotamus.
I was going to do Denver doggy style, but when i took her panties off I smelled that she was a stankopotamus and Debbie Flemminged all over her back.
I was going to do Denver doggy style, but when i took her panties off I smelled that she was a stankopotamus and Debbie Flemminged all over her back.
stankopotamus by mr.bojangles2010 April 21, 2010
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