snackalottamus 

A person that seems to always be eating. They snack at all times of the day and become fat from the constant snacking. See any hippopotamus video and replace the hippo with this person.

Damn Dana, if you keep eating like that, you’ll become a snackalottamus...

snackalottamus by DatHooOverDer July 13, 2018

Snackapotamus

Snackalicious, umm, can you break a dollar?

my friend Maddie is a complete

Snackapotamus and can usually be found in the breakroom mid-quarter in the vending machine.

Snackapotamus by CAGpotomous February 11, 2020