smithyes

smithyes is the greatest person alive and does not sweat at all and he is going to be one of the greatest footballers in the world and once he retires he will break the 100m record set by usain bolt,he will do 100m in under 5 secs.Dontdisrespect a smithyes as they take it very seriously and will go to your house rip you apart and your family dog and then he will set your house on fire with your siblings asleep and they will die while sleeping and they will die horribly

dont disrespect me oterwise i will get smithyes on you

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019

smithyes

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.

friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019

The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Smithys Calves

Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.

Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves

by Shmot dog October 15, 2012

Smithies

a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement

Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW

Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!

LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!

by min-minn April 21, 2011

Smithies

This is one bad ass, muther fucker. He makes girls ovaries explode, and guys balls bleed. He as the sexually intriguing 'V' smile and tends to laugh at silly thinks.

P1: Hey. We have Smithies for class next?
P2: OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!! My ovaries are gone.
P3: My balls hurt now.

by c0unterfiet April 6, 2011

Brandon Smithies

The kindest most understanding person in the entire world. A sweet, gorgeous, generous guy. The only person who understands me and sees me for who my soul. He's simply amazing. I love him always with all my heart.

Brandon Smithies is breathtaking, kindhearted and so sweet. he is dearly loved

by SarahJanePence July 6, 2010