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Titty smithy
Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro
Titty smithy by Person reading this has gay June 2, 2018
smithy boy
A faggot who tries to rap on the internet in a pre-pubescent voice, he also smokes marajuana while he raps and he recently became well known due to Smithy Boy and the crew ft. L Dot who is a scrubber with a speech impediment. He also thinks he is "Down wi da kids innit fam!"
smithy boy by ReFL3X July 12, 2014
Sethypants
A very hot dude with a magical smile,a cheeky sense of humour and a lovely personality. He is a walking Sex-bomb, a hunky chunka manhood, one of those people that captures your heart and makes you want to know them forever. Everyone who knows a Sethypants smiles when they think of him.. Sometimes known as the Sethster, sometimes known as the fittest boy on the planet. He may not be perfect and may often go in the huff and make u wanna poke him in the eye......... Ultimately A Sethypants is one of the best friends you could ever want. <3
Sethypants by Susiepipster February 27, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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