smutny

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sadddddddddddd smutny means saddddddd

orphan: "im smutny i have no parents"
person with parents: "ahaaa and my name is emeric"

by 9.5.1946 was cool June 11, 2022

Smutty Jesus

Smutty Jesus

A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.

"What's the matter Amelia?"

"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."

"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."

by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Smutty

Brooklyn lingo for saying something is cool, nice

Diamonds super smutty think my wrist need a replay

I pulled up in the Louis fit real smutty

by LickGodLun November 26, 2018

smutty

dirty, obscene, pornographic

Jack's mom found the stash of smutty magazines he kept hidden beneath his mattress.

Since she manages to turn every conversation into a discussion of sex, Jill was accused of having a smutty mind.

by nicog June 20, 2007

smunny

a combination of the words smart and funny used at the same time.

jeez travis...your so smunny

by P 184 September 30, 2006

smutty bitch

A dirty bitch that is normally depicted in a graphic smut fiction novel or who has been painted and is now a work of art.

Man that Mona Lisa is one Smutty Bitch!

by lyw snoodle February 7, 2014

smuttyuttt

It stands for hoe/slut that dated the team

you are a smuttyuttt

by smuttyuttt March 17, 2022