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smushing snake

Slushing your Weiner against a window
smushing snake by A7XAngelA7X666 December 28, 2016

smushing 

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."
smushing by fu_manchu January 30, 2010

smashkinger 

adj., describing something (usually pertaining to DDR or computers) that a meterosexual male would like to fondle.

noun., A meterosexual male who has had, at some point, intercourse with a Nentendo Rock CD Collection, and everybody knows it.

*~*This is in correspondance with Mary's original definition of the term.*~~*
1.)That's a smashkingin' DDR mat you got there, Quinn!

2.)Yo! Smashkinger, my man! How're your Cd's comin' along?
smashkinger by Dani D. March 4, 2004

smushing 

making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;
scenario 1

girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet

girl 2 runs off crying

scenario 2

guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it

guy 1 and guy 2 high five
smushing by VintageSocks February 3, 2010

smashkinger 

1.noun.,a meterosexual male who has been taunted by a member of the "Colton" species
2.noun.,a meterosexual male that has played DDR, and hasnt slept all night
3.verb.,to be fondling a DDR mat at a social function
1.Oh my god, Diggy, yoiu are such a smashkinger!.
3.Quinn! Stop smashkinging the mat. We have company.
smashkinger by Mary Kavanagh February 27, 2004

smushing 

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.
'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'
smushing by PlipandPlop July 24, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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