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smushing snake

Slushing your Weiner against a window
smushing snake by A7XAngelA7X666 December 28, 2016

smushing 

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."
smushing by fu_manchu January 30, 2010

smashkinger 

adj., describing something (usually pertaining to DDR or computers) that a meterosexual male would like to fondle.

noun., A meterosexual male who has had, at some point, intercourse with a Nentendo Rock CD Collection, and everybody knows it.

*~*This is in correspondance with Mary's original definition of the term.*~~*
1.)That's a smashkingin' DDR mat you got there, Quinn!

2.)Yo! Smashkinger, my man! How're your Cd's comin' along?
smashkinger by Dani D. March 4, 2004

smushing 

making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;
scenario 1

girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet

girl 2 runs off crying

scenario 2

guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it

guy 1 and guy 2 high five
smushing by VintageSocks February 3, 2010

smashkinger 

1.noun.,a meterosexual male who has been taunted by a member of the "Colton" species
2.noun.,a meterosexual male that has played DDR, and hasnt slept all night
3.verb.,to be fondling a DDR mat at a social function
1.Oh my god, Diggy, yoiu are such a smashkinger!.
3.Quinn! Stop smashkinging the mat. We have company.
smashkinger by Mary Kavanagh February 27, 2004

smushing 

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.
'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'
smushing by PlipandPlop July 24, 2006