smashkinger 

adj., describing something (usually pertaining to DDR or computers) that a meterosexual male would like to fondle.

noun., A meterosexual male who has had, at some point, intercourse with a Nentendo Rock CD Collection, and everybody knows it.

*~*This is in correspondance with Mary's original definition of the term.*~~*

1.)That's a smashkingin' DDR mat you got there, Quinn!

2.)Yo! Smashkinger, my man! How're your Cd's comin' along?

smashkinger by Dani D. March 4, 2004

smashkinger 

1.noun.,a meterosexual male who has been taunted by a member of the "Colton" species
2.noun.,a meterosexual male that has played DDR, and hasnt slept all night
3.verb.,to be fondling a DDR mat at a social function

1.Oh my god, Diggy, yoiu are such a smashkinger!.
3.Quinn! Stop smashkinging the mat. We have company.

smashkinger by Mary Kavanagh February 27, 2004

Smashenger 

A companion that is both smashed and a passenger in the car. Typically turns up the radio, wants to stop at every fast food restaurant, forces the windows to be locked by someone else and absolutely refuses to cooperate with a sober driver that is doing evryone in the car a favor.

Yo Ricky, we're not turning up the radio, and we're not stopping for food, and I locked the windows because you told that cop to 'suck your dick'. Your being a smashenger and I don't appreciate it.

Smashenger by judur February 15, 2014

smashinger

more smashing than the previous.

Sure, that powerpoint slide is smashing, but it would be smashinger on the smartboard.
(Mr. Fischer)

smashinger by chrisgo May 18, 2004

Smashking 

1. When one is smashing and spanking at the same time.

2. When one is well experienced in the art of smashing, one then earns the title of the “smash-king.”

1. “I was smashking this girl so hard last night.”
2. “They won’t stop blowing my phone up cause I’m still the smashking.”

Smashking by No One Will Know Show November 17, 2019

SmashRanger_99 

He is a gachatuber who does Nintendo Funhouse GL and Broken Family. He weird

"Have you heard of SmashRanger_99?"

SmashRanger_99 by Salvador P April 17, 2022