smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication

"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

by fu_manchu January 30, 2010

Melbourne Cup

When a person smuggles Ketamine pills to a nightclub/festival inside a bucket hat.

"How are out getting the stuff in man?" "I'm Melbourne Cupping it"

"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"

by Fu_Manchu November 30, 2013