smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication

"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

by fu_manchu January 30, 2010

smushing

making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;

scenario 1

girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet

girl 2 runs off crying

scenario 2

guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it

guy 1 and guy 2 high five

by VintageSocks January 31, 2010

smushing

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.

'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'

by PlipandPlop July 24, 2006

smush-smush

The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.

SNOOKI WANT SMUSH-SMUSH!

by caytinator October 18, 2010

smush

the act of having sex

Ronnie (from MTV's Jersey Shore): yea, we smushed last night

by jwelch December 18, 2009

Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

smushed

to have sex with someone

So yeah, so then we smushed.

by Kitty556 February 03, 2010