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smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.
"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."
smud by Garret June 14, 2004
The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.
Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.
Smud by Flute and Douglas. June 14, 2011
You kids be careful in that smud out back!
smud by spliffdizzle April 4, 2013
Him- That shirt looks weird on you
Her- Bitch smud
Him- What?
smud by embitch556 June 30, 2017
a mixture of snow and mud
Wipe that fuckin smud off your fuckin truck before you go another fuckin 5 miles in this fuckin snow storm on this fuckin road, fuckin.
Smud by Youdonneedtoknow August 21, 2007
it's a SCUD send by mail
My boss just sent me a SMUD.

It hurts.
SMUD by charlypops November 10, 2012