smud 

smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.

"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."

smud by Garret June 14, 2004

Smud 

The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.

Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.

Smud by Flute and Douglas. June 14, 2011

smud 

A combination of snow an mud.

You kids be careful in that smud out back!

smud by spliffdizzle April 4, 2013

smud 

suck my used dildo

Him- That shirt looks weird on you
Her- Bitch smud
Him- What?

smud by embitch556 June 30, 2017

Smud 

a mixture of snow and mud

Wipe that fuckin smud off your fuckin truck before you go another fuckin 5 miles in this fuckin snow storm on this fuckin road, fuckin.

Smud by Youdonneedtoknow August 21, 2007

SMUD 

it's a SCUD send by mail

My boss just sent me a SMUD.

It hurts.

SMUD by charlypops November 10, 2012

smud 

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.

Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.

smud by chad July 16, 2004