Smozer

Any e cigarette user is a smoker pozer. Not cool enough to smoke tobacco.

Look at that Smozer at the end of the bar trying look cool. Go outside and light up a real smoke ya Smozer!

by Pseudohandle May 10, 2015

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

Smokers Lungs

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.

Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!

by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022

South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.

We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.

by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011

smoker's remorse

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

by James_DP March 11, 2009

scavenger smoker

One who dosn't finance their own weed purchases, and attempts to smoke everyone else's shit for free

Be Aware of the Following Statements:
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"

All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.

by Kyle coondeezy September 16, 2007

2 Smoker

A term used to identify a 2 stroke dirt bike.

John: Why is Timmy mixing oil into his gas?
Billy: It's because he rides a 2 smoker, ya dummy!

by Hoodliver6969 November 12, 2016