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Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

Smokers Lungs 

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.
Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!
Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022

South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.
We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.

smoker's remorse 

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.
Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.
smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009

Stogerson 

A ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs
Sober people: hey, man lets go
smoke a stoge

Fucked up people : my nigga it's time for a stogerson
Stogerson by SmittyBeer November 5, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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