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an disturbing person who has no situational awareness, and completely lacks the ability to walk as a normal person.
furthermore the person only targets the ugly women because they can't get with any good looking women
Smotus being defined as someone who can't act as a normal person
Smotus by dinfar321 October 9, 2023
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When Michael Moore half drowns someone in knee-deep ocean water, and as the victim is gasping for air, he gives himself a sour chocolate milk enema by squeezing the contents of a large plastic milk jug into his anus, before evacuating his bowels down the victim’s throat. The objective of this maneuver is to make the victim’s next bowel movement smell really bad.
I woke up screaming last night after dreaming that Michael Moore gave me a Smotus.
Smotus by FierceHog February 23, 2024
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Supreme Court of the United States, highest court in the USA. Judges are nominated by the president, and serve for life.
The SCOTUS is a bunch of old motherfuckers who have completely lost touch with reality.
SCOTUS by foo July 28, 2003
Supreme Court Of The United States.
SCOTUS has 9 judges.
SCOTUS by orange orangutan November 5, 2020
To Smouse..
To,"shit",Poo,Crap and or Deficate on a car Bonnet.
"i been out smousing car baaad Man!
Smouse the bicthes car! "you been smoused"
Smousing by zzif June 12, 2011
Anything to do with the preparation of or smoking of marijuana : which includes cleaning, breaking up, de-seeding, rolling, loading of a bowl or bong, smoking, inhaling, shot-gunning, ingesting orally, becoming high, stonned, etc....
Come hang out and let's smokus!
smokus by The Smokusing Julie's April 1, 2009
The objectively best BL ever created. Both seasons are well written and I’ve rewatched it several times. Kongpob and Arthit are so very cute while I look like a garbage bin up at 3:31 AM (sweden)
-dude have you seen SOTUS?
-what’s SOTUS?
-it’s this really awesome BL that you have to watch!
-oh ok dude, see ya later!
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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