Smotus

an disturbing person who has no situational awareness, and completely lacks the ability to walk as a normal person.
furthermore the person only targets the ugly women because they can't get with any good looking women

Smotus being defined as someone who can't act as a normal person

by dinfar321 October 9, 2023

Smotus

When Michael Moore half drowns someone in knee-deep ocean water, and as the victim is gasping for air, he gives himself a sour chocolate milk enema by squeezing the contents of a large plastic milk jug into his anus, before evacuating his bowels down the victim’s throat. The objective of this maneuver is to make the victim’s next bowel movement smell really bad.

I woke up screaming last night after dreaming that Michael Moore gave me a Smotus.

by FierceHog February 23, 2024

SCOTUS

Supreme Court of the United States, highest court in the USA. Judges are nominated by the president, and serve for life.

The SCOTUS is a bunch of old motherfuckers who have completely lost touch with reality.

by foo July 28, 2003

SCOTUS

Supreme Court Of The United States.

SCOTUS has 9 judges.

by orange orangutan November 5, 2020

Smousing

To Smouse..

To,"shit",Poo,Crap and or Deficate on a car Bonnet.
"i been out smousing car baaad Man!
Smouse the bicthes car! "you been smoused"

by zzif June 12, 2011

smokus

Anything to do with the preparation of or smoking of marijuana : which includes cleaning, breaking up, de-seeding, rolling, loading of a bowl or bong, smoking, inhaling, shot-gunning, ingesting orally, becoming high, stonned, etc....

Come hang out and let's smokus!

by The Smokusing Julie's April 1, 2009

SOTUS

The objectively best BL ever created. Both seasons are well written and I’ve rewatched it several times. Kongpob and Arthit are so very cute while I look like a garbage bin up at 3:31 AM (sweden)

-dude have you seen SOTUS?
-what’s SOTUS?
-it’s this really awesome BL that you have to watch!
-oh ok dude, see ya later!

by SwedishYoungGlucoseGuardian June 2, 2020