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Smotus
When Michael Moore half drowns someone in knee-deep ocean water, and as the victim is gasping for air, he gives himself a sour chocolate milk enema by squeezing the contents of a large plastic milk jug into his anus, before evacuating his bowels down the victim’s throat. The objective of this maneuver is to make the victim’s next bowel movement smell really bad.
Related Words
Smotus • SCOTUS • smots gaming • SLOTUS • smouse • smocused • SMOUS • smoush • scotusblock • SCOTUS endpoint
SCOTUS
Supreme Court of the United States, highest court in the USA. Judges are nominated by the president, and serve for life.
smokus
Anything to do with the preparation of or smoking of marijuana : which includes cleaning, breaking up, de-seeding, rolling, loading of a bowl or bong, smoking, inhaling, shot-gunning, ingesting orally, becoming high, stonned, etc....
smokus by The Smokusing Julie's April 1, 2009
SOTUS
The objectively best BL ever created. Both seasons are well written and I’ve rewatched it several times. Kongpob and Arthit are so very cute while I look like a garbage bin up at 3:31 AM (sweden)
-dude have you seen SOTUS?
-what’s SOTUS?
-it’s this really awesome BL that you have to watch!
-oh ok dude, see ya later!
-what’s SOTUS?
-it’s this really awesome BL that you have to watch!
-oh ok dude, see ya later!
SOTUS by SwedishYoungGlucoseGuardian June 2, 2020
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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