A rather elaborate yet highly
description term for a Gash.
This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the
beef curtains. The
beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.