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a violent sexual activity, that you’ll have to find out for yourself what it really means; the act of smoush is fluid and varys from each person.
“babe, i was wondering if you wanted to smoush?”
“yeah sure, i have a couple hours. let’s smoush like rabbits!”
smoush by william sarah June 9, 2020
Related Words
smoush • Smoushh • smoushi • smoushie • smoosh • Smush • smosh • smooshy • Smouth • Smushed

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smoshfest 

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smosh™ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.
Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"
Smoshfest by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011
To pilfer, steal, take without permission.

Appears in Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn."
So I'll mosey along now, and smouch a couple of case-knives.
smouch by cathinator, the. November 21, 2004
A fat metal man who when is paired up with his metal lion fuck buddy Ornstein, will absolutely fucking obliterate your young virgin ass hole with his mighty hammer and stunning tits
Sebasten: “Man, I could really use an ass pounding right now 🤔”

Me: Go fight Smough the throbbing cock
smough by genardo November 7, 2017

smush-smush

The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.
smush-smush by caytinator October 20, 2010
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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