scotusblock

SCOTUSblock (v): dressing ones privates in miniature black robes, that are impossible to take off.

During oral testimony, Vicky couldn't suck Alan's cock because it was SCOTUSblocked

by *KBTTkUEn*5o9bE@ September 3, 2016

scottblocked

When your friend has gone through every single girl on tinder, rendering you cockblocked by association

Ex:
Jimmy:

"Russ, my Tinder date went really well, they she realized she went out with a friend of mine who is an asshole and just up and left."

Russ: "dude, you got scottblocked, again

by Garzaback June 2, 2014