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A 'Smous' is someone that can buy and sell anything to anyone at a profit.

A 'Smous' is also the authors of www.smous.co.za/blog , they are funny, awsome and generally the life of the party.

'Smous' is the best Afrikaans Blog in the world !
The 'Wilde Smous' and 'Mal Smous' took over the party again!

Geez, the 'Wilde Smous' drinks like a pro!

One day when I grow up, I wanna be as cool as the 'Smous'.
SMOUS by Wilde Smous August 12, 2011
Words you can keep

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smoshfest 

A term used to describe a moment where a user (or any group of people) watches nothing but Smosh™ Productions videos on youtube, or any videos associated with Smosh as well.
Girl 1: "OMG I'm gonna go throw a Smoshfest at my house! Wanna come?"

Girl 2: Sure! Ian is so cute!"

Guy 1: "Uggh, what's with girls and boys with bowl haircuts?"

Guy 2: "Dont know, but let's throw a Smoshfest at our house!"

Guy 1: "OK! Teleporting Fat Guy!"
Smoshfest by crazyjoe30 July 7, 2011

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.
My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019
Someone who watches smosh every chance they get, has an overabundance of smosh tshirts, has had mail opened on mailtime, and is madly in love with either ian or anthony.
Bob: wow Sarah is a hardcore smosher
Joe: yah there she goes asking twiter questions!
Sarah: *yells* What the firetruck my iphone just crashed!
smosher by smoshinforlife42 June 24, 2011

scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road
"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
unbearably cute; adorable
Look at that smooshy little girl with her curly hair and polka dots!
smooshy by etoddw January 23, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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