Definitions by FierceHog
Smotus
When Michael Moore half drowns someone in knee-deep ocean water, and as the victim is gasping for air, he gives himself a sour chocolate milk enema by squeezing the contents of a large plastic milk jug into his anus, before evacuating his bowels down the victim’s throat. The objective of this maneuver is to make the victim’s next bowel movement smell really bad.